Last night, he asked "How does the tooth fairy get into the house?"
Um? "Magic," I say.
"How does she know when to come?"
"I'll call her to her let her know your tooth fell out," I lied.
"How does the tooth fairy lift me up to put the money underneath my head without waking me up?"
Um? "Magic," I respond.
"If the tooth fairy is so small, how can she be big enough to lift me up?"
Um? "Okay, Elias. Enough questions. It's time for sleep."
The tooth fairy left $1.25. Inflation.
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